• You can call me Steff. or Steffi. whatever you like. It doesn’t matter anyway.
• I post Random stuff. Mostly those funny kind of stuff.
• No, I’m not pretty, skinny, and I don’t follow fashion trends. I’m just your average girl who sits in front of the computer all day. :D
• I love listening to music. But mostly All Time Low, The Maine and Mayday Parade. 
• I love taking pictures. No, I am not a photographer. I only use my crappy phone camera (but sometimes I use Canon  1000D and Canon IXUS 210). 
• I’m studying BS Physical Therapy at UPHSD.
• My bestfriend’s name is Nikita. Yeah, just like the TV series Nikita. lol I love her. Break her heart, I’ll break your face.
• I love going to school. Not because I want to study, but because I could hang out with my friends. 
• I play the guitar.
• i love writing stuff at the back of my notebook. yeah, i think its called doodling. 
• I’m Straight.. But I have girl crushes… I think that doesn’t make me bi or a lesbo. idk. whatever.
• I’m a nice person, But I can be a bitch… to rude people.
•  I LOVE reading books.. Okay, well.. I used to.
• I’ve never had a boyfriend. Just boyfriendssssssss. lol jk
• I have a thing for guys with chinky eyes. Or what they call the “asian” eyes. And Guys with braces. I find them cute and attractive. lol k. I’m weird.
• i have a problem with gravity every morning. I always find it hard to get up from my bed.
• That’s all… I think.
• AND YES, I DON’T HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE.

• I have a boyfriend, his name is Em and we’ve been together for 2 years and 9 months since September 22, 2012.
• I play the Ukulele now. :>
• Graduated College (2015) with the course BS Physical Therapy.
• Completed my 10 months of internship wihout any RA’s.
• Still finishing my 60++ make up duties *facepalm*
• I still don’t have a social life. lol
• My college bestfriend’s name is Mae, and I love her to bits! <3 li="">
• I’ve gained A LOT of weight since internship…wait.. I meant since Em and I started dating.
• I removed the ‘e’ in Steffie. I am now called Steffi. (K.)
• I will start reviewing for my board exams on September. so.. goodbye social life! oh, wait. what social life? lol
• I never knew how to end a post so

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Kasi pare ganito daw yun. May isa daw babae na hot daw pare.
Pero maputla siya kasi hindi siya inalagaan ng nanay niya pare.
Tapos pare emo daw siya kasi nga daw hindi siya mahal ng mundoat para siyang patay na bata na galit sa mundo.
Tapos pare, lumipat daw siya ng tirahan kasi daw masyado dawsiyang emo para sa luma niyang tirahan. Sabi niya sa nanay niya“tangina mo nay gusto ko lumipat kay tay”.
Tangina pare hindi nagalit nanay niya.Sabi lang ng nanay niya “tangina mo pare wag ka magmura”.

So lumipat siya sa tatay niya di ba? pagkarating niya dun sabi niya,“tangina erpat bakit maulan dito?” Sbi naman ng erpat niya,“gago “bur” months na! malamig na tangena”.So nagtaka yung babaeng simula ngayon ay tatawagin na lang nating“babaeng maputla at emo”. So pumasok siya sa school di ba?binigyan siya ng truck ng tatay niya pare. Sabi ng tatay niya“tangina mo sa’yo na tong truck ko”. Sabi niya “salamat tay”.Pagkarating niyang school tsong, may nakita siyang lalaking mukhangbangkay pero pogi. Sakto. Pogi pero mukhang bangkay. Sabi ni babaengmaputla at emo “hot pare”.

Nung chem na ni babaeng maputla at emo, natagpuan niyang lab partnerniya yung poging bangkay. So nung tinignan siya nung poging bangkay,ang asim ng mukha nito. Mukhang nandiri ata kay babaeng maputla at emo.
Sabi ni poging bangkay “tangina mo”. Sabi ni babaeng maputla atemo “tangina KA”. Sabi ni poging bangkay “tangina NIYA oh(tumuro sa teacher nila)”. Sabi naman ni babaeng maputla at emo“oo nga noh. TANGINA MO”. Sabi nanaman ni poging bangkay“tangina mo gago bampira ako”.
Tapos naghubad siya ng damit at kumintab ang katawan niya kasilinagyan niya ng glitters ang abs niya kasi tigas siya at ganun naang mga tigas ngayon na nagpupuntang emba. Puta pare sarap niyangisanla sa pawnshop feeling ko kikita ako ng malupet sa kanya!Isipin mo shining shimering ang gago!
So anyways pare na in love si babaeng maputla at emo kay poging bangkay.
Si poging bangkay naman sige lang kasi sex din daw yun. So ayun.Angshweet shweet nila. Parang: “eow poh… ahihihihi” tsaka“bebe mwahugz,….. ^^, ilabshooo” so tapos nun nagpunta sila sadamuhan kasi…. alam mo na. Tapos sabi ni poging bangkay “ikaw na buhayko ngayon” sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo “tangina mo gago patayka na”.
Sabi ni poging bangkay “TANGINA KA”.

So basically pare yun lang yung mga importanteng nangyari sa buong storya.Intense noh? kaya pala nahhook lahat ng tao.

okaaay. that made me laugh. hahhaha. adiiik.

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